You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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