If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm sobbing to NWA
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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