No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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