I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So much rum. So many feels.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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