is your mom at the bar?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
My liver just had a heart attack.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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