you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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