i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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