I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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