spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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