Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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