Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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