I wish they made helmets for livers.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Your penis caused this!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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