i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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