and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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