I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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