"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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