so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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