her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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