Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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