Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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