I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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