The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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