Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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