Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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