I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
