brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
