Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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