How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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