You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She said her name was "party"
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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