I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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