No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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