sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
