i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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