so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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