5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
