i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Found the puke drawer
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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