I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I didn't notice because vodka
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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