then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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