I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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