D3 body, D1 cock
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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