VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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