Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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