Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My penis needs a shock collar
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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