if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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