That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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