I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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