singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
We had to coat check the pizza.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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