Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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