Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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