READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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