yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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